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Post by mickeymouser77 on Jan 18, 2009 9:52:25 GMT -5
*Jen and Jane Porter are sitting at a table, drinking tea, and having a little chat.*
Jane: And then I was flying through the trees. Well, more like swinging… It was most horrifying! That was when the monkies were closing and you will never believe this, but they took my boot!
Jen: You’re boot? That’s very uncalled for.
Jane: I know. But, then we escaped the monkies and he put me down in a tree, looking me over, trying to figure out what I was. He got this close to me! *Moves close to her.*
Jen: He definitely didn’t respect your personal boundaries.
Jane: Not at all! But then his eyes began to focus, while looking me over. It was as if he had never seen another person before. As though he was born and raised in the jungles of Africa. Then his eyes… I had never seen such eyes…
Jen: That is all wonderful to know, Jane, but I do have to ask...
Jane: Well, of course, we did not get along at first, but I could not imagine my life without Tarzan.
Jen: Jane, dear, could you please….
Jane: It is wonderful being married to the King of the Jungle….
Jen: Jane…
Jane: We should find you a husband, although I don’t think a wild man swinging around in a loincloth is your type...
Jen: Have you been talking to Christina, because we were just talking about guys in Hollywood and...
Jane: Oh no, I’ve been talking with Dacey, you know he absolutely loves this girl with blonde hair, and she’s named after a breed of dog. Have you ever heard of such a thing?
Jen: Just once.
Jane: I’ve also been reading your journal.
Jen: My journal?! *Sighs* Tingeling, could you please come out and present our next award, since we’re obviously not going to get to that?
Jane: What about a dancer?
Jen: *Face palm.*
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Post by dacey on Jan 18, 2009 10:23:14 GMT -5
Dacey: *claps for Ting as she gets on the stage* Stitch, whenever we see Lizzie again, you are *not* to tell her about what Jane Porter just said about the blonde girl named after a breed of dog. Understand?
Stitch: *crossing his fingers* Oh, don't worry. Stitch would never dream of doing such a thing. *snickers*
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Post by Tingeling on Jan 18, 2009 10:36:55 GMT -5
*Ting walks on stage with Roger Rabbit* Ting: Talking. The basics of communication. And, for some, quite the hobby. There are some who say only the most necessary things. People who are able to express with one sentence what the rest of us need whole paragraphs to say. And then there are others. Those who always have something to say, who just love to talk and who are eager to join in almost any discussion. These people help bring life to most social gatherings, including message boards. After all, what would the boards be if no one had a post count over 20? And out of the talkative, there are some who are even more talkative. Roger: Yeah! Very talkative! Why my uncle Thumper, he was always told by his mother to stop talking so much! Ting: Yes. Unfortunately he's not nominated. Roger: He could spend whole hours talking! Ting: And so could our nominees. Roger: Oh the nominees! I bet they are quite nervous! They're all probably hoping they'll win the award, the trophy, the grand prize! Ting: And let's not keep them waiting any further. The nominees for Most Talkative are... Roger: And the winner will have to give this loooong speech, and ignore the orchestra playing, and perhaps cry a little! Ting: Sure. The nominees for... Roger: And everybody will be clapping their hands! I want to win an award! Why am I not nominated? I think we should have a new category. Best Disney Character! Or Most Talkative Disney character! Ting: *puts hand over Roger's mouth* And our nominees are... Ariel’s Grotto MickeyMouser77 Niki PearlSparrow13 Wendy’s Jane And the Mickey goes to... i145.photobucket.com/albums/r219/MickeyMouser77/2008%20Awards/08mosttalkative.jpgMickeyMouser77Ting: Congratulations! Roger: Yeah! Come up and give us a looong speech!
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Post by dacey on Jan 18, 2009 10:40:23 GMT -5
Dacey: *claps* Congrats, Jen!
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Post by mickeymouser77 on Jan 18, 2009 10:54:44 GMT -5
Jen: *Comes out.* Me? Talkative? I've never heard of such a thing. Well, maybe just a little... I will make this short and sweet tho. Only seems, logical, right? Anyways, thank you all for this award, I couldn't have gotten it without any of you, because otherwise I'd just be talking to myself.... and that would get old rather fast. I think I'd be sick of myself by then. So, there we go. Short and sweet. Good night, everyone. *Walks off.*
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Post by dacey on Jan 18, 2009 11:02:24 GMT -5
Dacey: *claps* That was a great speech! Short and to the point.
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Post by mickeymouser77 on Jan 18, 2009 11:04:43 GMT -5
Jen: *Comes out singing and dancing.* Everybody’s got a laughing place, a laughing place, to go-ho-ho! Take that frown and turn it upside down, and you’ll find your’s I know-ho-ho! *Speaking* Laughter is the best cure for just about anything. I mean, where would we be without those famous comedic sidekicks? Sebastian: Sidekicks, mon. You think she got her head stuck in the clouds again with the way she talks. Jen: I meant it with all due respect, Sebastian. I promise. You and all of the others bring such joy to the screen. Take the Genie for example. Where would Aladdin be without him and his wit to brighten up his day… let alone save his life? Sebastian: Alright, alright… we’ll try to support you. Jen: Thank you. Besides, in recent years we’ve proven it’s not only the supporting characters that can be funny, but the heroes and villains as well. And not only that, but they can get so insane, they can become loopy, which reminds me of a certain admin after she’s had m&ms. *Goes all innocent.* We love you, Heather. Now, come on, everyone! Join me in a sign-a-long! *Sings* I love to laugh! Loud and long and clear! I love to laugh! It’s getting worse every year! *Starts laughing and floats up to the ceiling.* Uh oh… Retrogirl, you might want to take over from here. *Keeps laughing.*
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Post by Retrogirl on Jan 18, 2009 11:18:36 GMT -5
Mary and Mike Wazowski walk out on stage Mary: I’m so glad you were able to attend the Awards Ceremony Mike. Mike: Well, when I found out they were going to have an award for most hilarious, I figured I had to come. I’m always on the look out for funny people to help keep our laugh o meter at a high level. You could say I have an “eye” for comedy. –chuckles- Mary: And how have you been doing now that your in Sulley’s positon except with humor. Mike: Well, it’s been a real “eye opener” since I’m the one who goes through the door’s now. I love making those kids laugh. Mary: Wasn't Sulley going to attend the Ceremony with you. Mike: Yeah, well we got in an argument earlier, you know, we don’t always see “eye to eye” Mary: -groans- I bet you have been wanted to crack those out all night, huh? Mike: What can I say? “I” –raises his eyebrow- couldn’t resist? Mary: How about we just present the nominees,. The nominees are for most hilarious are... DisneyGirl1986 Niki PearlSparrow13 Retrogirl And the Winner is.... PearlSparrow13 i145.photobucket.com/albums/r219/MickeyMouser77/2008%20Awards/hilarious.jpgMary: Congratulations! *hugs Pearl*
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Post by dacey on Jan 18, 2009 11:38:54 GMT -5
Dacey: *claps* Congrats, Pearl! You really deserved that one.
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Post by PearlSparrow13 on Jan 18, 2009 11:47:00 GMT -5
Pearl: (*runs up onstage*) Why thank you so much everyone! I really appreciate this award becuase one of my goals in life is to entertain people and make them laugh. In fact, the other day... (*freezes*) I... (*awkward pause*) ... have absolutely nothing funny to say at this moment. Um... thank you for awarding me Most Hilarious anyways! I'll... just be going now. (*runs back to her seat*)
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Post by mickeymouser77 on Jan 18, 2009 11:57:04 GMT -5
Jen: *Comes out applauding.* Wasn’t that fun? Now, I would like to….
Narissa (as hag): *Comes out and interrupts her.* Aww… isn’t that lovely? A nice young hostess trying to make the best of the night, while putting her own dreams on hold.
Jen: I don’t know what you’re talking about….
Narissa (as hag): Oh, but I think you do… *Holds out a red apple.*
Jen: *Becomes entranced by it.*
Narissa (as hag): *Puts the apple in Jen’s hand.* Now, go on, have a bite…. And all of your dreams will come true.
Jen: *Looks it over.* All of my dreams?
Narissa (as hag): Yes, but do hurry, because the magic only lasts but a little longer.
Jen: *Starts to lift it to her mouth.*
Narissa (as hag): That’s it….
Jen: *Throws the apple backstage.* No! I fell for your tricks last year. You’re not getting me this year.
Narissa (as hag): No! Especiosus Formosis! *Transforms back into her normal self.*
Jen: Now, please see yourself out, before I have the guards do so.
Narissa: This is far from over, little princess. We will return and be back with a vengeance. *Leaves*
Jen: Finally, after five years, I have learned my lesson with the villains. See, you guys. I don’t need a prince to save me. I’m breaking free from the Damsel in Distress category! But, enough about that, I think it’s time to bring out our next presenter. So, please welcome last year’s winner, PearlSparrow13.
Will: *Runs out with a piece of paper.* Jen. Change in scheduel.
Jen: What? No one can change the scheduel but me.
Will: She does not care. *Hands her the piece of paper.*
Jen: Who does she think she is? *Looks at the piece of paper and groans, then puts on a fake smile.* Alright, please welcome Miss. Sharpay Evans.
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Post by PearlSparrow13 on Jan 18, 2009 12:02:31 GMT -5
Sharpay: (*comes on stage*) On behalf of the East High Drama Department, I would like to say how honored we are to be invited to present this next ward. Acting is very important to us, so who better to introduce the next best role-player? Also here with us, we have our drama club’s director, Ms. Darbus. Ms. Darbus: (*comes out on stage*) Ah, the theatre! The sacred ground where actors and actresses live out their hopes, dreams, fears, ambitions, and joys in the lives of different characters. The recipient of this next award is someone who has shown they can bring the characters they are role-playing to life! And make you believe they are real. Sharpay: Now, last year’s winner, PearlSparrow13, will come here and read us the list of nominees. Pearl? (*Pearl’s chair is empty. Sharpay looks around*) Sharpay: Um… Pearl… Ms. Darbus: (*suddenly starts laughing hysterically*) Sharpay: Ms. Darbus? You okay? Ms. Darbus: Well, yes and no… (*takes off her disguise, reveals it’s Pearl*) Pearl: Fooled ya didn’t I? Hey, I didn’t win last year for nothing. Anyways, without further adieu, the nominees for Best Role-Player 2008 are: Joplin4Middle-EarthWendy’s JanePearl: And the Mickey goes to… joplin4!i145.photobucket.com/albums/r219/MickeyMouser77/2008%20Awards/08roleplayer.jpgSharpay: Congratulations!
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Post by Retrogirl on Jan 18, 2009 12:33:28 GMT -5
Congrats to everyone who has won so far!
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Post by mickeymouser77 on Jan 18, 2009 13:01:52 GMT -5
Jen: Alright, guys! We’re about halfway through the ceremony, and things are about to get heated up….
Roger Rabbit: *Slides out on stage.* Because, boy, do I have a magic trick for you!
Jen: Roger… we never discussed a magic trick.
Roger Rabbit: But, you inspired me earlier with your magic trick so much, that I wanted to do one as well. I’ve been practicing.
Jen: I don’t know… We really can’t afford to have things go wrong.
Roger Rabbit: Don’t worry, I’ve gotten better since 1988. Now, just step into the box. *He helps Jen into a black box.*
Jen: 1988… Wait a minute, that was when…
Roger: *Closes the curtain and pulls out a magic wand and waves it.*Alaka zaam! Now, my lovely assistant would have disappeared. *Opens the curtain to reveal no one in there.*
Audience: *Applause*
Roger Rabbit: *Bows* Thank you. Thank you. And now I shall make her re-appear. *Closes the curtain and waves his wand.* Alaka zoo! *He pulls apart the curtain to reveal no one there.* Uh oh….
Goofy: *Comes out* Uh… Roger, have you seen Jen?
Roger Rabbit: Well, she…
Will: *Runs out* We need Jen backstage right now. The forty thieves are trying to crash the party.
Minnie: *Comes out with her headset on with Mickey.* Roger, where is Jen?
Jack: *Swaggers on stage, drinking his rum.* Seems you’re in a bit of a problem, eh, mate?
Roger Rabbit: Alright! I made her disappear and now I can’t bring her back! *Cries*
Mickey: Gee, that sounds familiar. Like something that happened at my 60th Birthday Celebration.
Minnie: Roger, let me see that wand.
Roger: *Gives it to Minnie.*
Minnie: Oh no! It says only good for one spell.
Roger: I’m really sorry, everybody. I’ll try to bring her back.
Mickey: Alright, gang. How about we all work together to keep the show going, while Roger keeps practicing his magic to bring back our hostess? What do you all say?
Goofy: You can count me in, Mick!
Will: I will do what I can.
Minnie: I’ll start gathering guest hosts. *Goes backstage and makes some calls.*
Mickey: Great! Then we’ve still got a show after all!
Tiara Gold: *Off to the side.* And now seems the perfect opportunity to find a way in making that crown mine.
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Post by PearlSparrow13 on Jan 18, 2009 13:04:50 GMT -5
Sharpay: See Ryan? Your date disappeared. Now that is bad publicity... especially since she's the host!
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