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Post by mickeymouser77 on Jan 17, 2009 9:47:28 GMT -5
** Disclaimer: This will be like the Oscars with dry comedy, and nothing is meant to be offensive. If you feel offended, please PM me and I will alter what I have said. BUT, once again, everything in here is meant to be non- offensive.
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Doug (A techie): *Enters and does a mic check, going over the different microphones.* Check. Check. Check. Check.
Roger Rabbit: *Applauds* Encore!
Doug: Check.
*More people applaud.*
Doug: *Starts to lay down a beat.*
*Marshall and Andrew, two more techies, walk in and surprise him. When Doug jumps, they laugh at him.*
Marshall: Alright, enough clowning around, let’s get back to work.
*They turn to go, but Doug goes back to the microphone and shortly they join him, until Sammy walks in and they all slowly start to stop as he walks by them, until he gets to Andrew.*
Andrew:… Check.
Sammy: *Throws his papers and rushes up to the microphone.*
Techies: *Singing on stage as the crowd enters.* What goes up must come down spinning wheel got to go round Talking about your troubles it's a crying sin Ride a painted pony Let the spinning wheel spin
You got no money, and you, you got no home Spinning wheel all alone Talking about your troubles and you, you never learn Ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel turn
Did you find a directing sign on the straight and narrow highway? Would you mind a reflecting sign Just let it shine within your mind And show you the colours that are real
Someone is waiting just for you spinning wheel is spinning true Drop all your troubles, by the river side Catch a painted pony On the spinning wheel ride
Someone is waiting just for you spinning wheel is spinning true Drop all your troubles, by the river side Ride a painted pony Let the spinning wheel fly
Roger Rabbit: Jeepers, guys. That was pretty good. Do you think you could sing another?
Sammy: I don’t know, Roger. We have to get back to work. If the host knew we were doing this…
Marshall: *Interrupts Sammy.* I think we could handle one more song.
Sammy: I’m not sure. We could lose our jobs.
Andrew: The crowd loves us. *Signals the audience to cheer.*
Audience: *Cheers*
Roger Rabbit: Puh-leeeaasseee….
Sammy: Alright.
Doug: *Pulls out his pitch pipe and gives a note.*
Techies: *Singing* I wish that I could fly Into the sky So very high Just like a dragonfly
I’d fly above the trees Over the seas in all degrees To anywhere I please
Oh I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah
Oh I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah
Let’s go and see the stars The milky way or even Mars Where it could just be ours
Let’s fade into the sun Let your spirit fly Where we are one Just for a little fun Oh oh oh yeah !
I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah
I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah yeah yeah
I got to get away Feel I got to get away Oh oh oh yeah
I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you yeah yeah Oh yeah !
I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you yeah yeah I got to get away
I want to get away Yeah I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you yeah yeah I got to get away
I want to get away Yeah
I want to get away I want to fly away Yeah with you Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Fly away!
Mic: Ladies and gentlemen, Four for a Dollar!
Four for a Dollar: *Take their bows and then leave.*
Roger Rabbit: *Still applauding.* Wow! They were just great! Perfect filler until the host gets here. *Looks around.* Umm… where is the host. Uh oh… this is going to be worse than losing Mickey at his 60th Birthday! *Starts to run off stage left.* Goofy! The host is missing!
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Post by mickeymouser77 on Jan 17, 2009 9:48:03 GMT -5
Caspian: *Rides in on his horse and hides behind a pillar, as a bunch of horses race past him, and then steps out.* It appears I was mistaken. My uncle was not the one to be feared. It is fan girls. But, now I am finally able to do what I have been brought here for. *Pulls out Susan’s horn and blows into it.*
*The lights flicker and fog fills the stage, a shadowy figure then emerges.*
Caspian: Welcome, your highness.
Goofy: *Being dragged out behind Roger.* No, she’s not. She’s right over there!
Jen: Surprise!
Roger Rabbit: Jeepers! I thought she had retired.
Jen: Well, Roger, I figured a magic trick was just what we needed to kick off these awards, which is why I attempted the ever-impressive disappearing act, by making everyone believe I had left these for good. Do you have any idea how hard it is to lie through your teeth to people? I mean, I’d be talking to a member on Instant Messenger or on the phone and the awards would come up, and here I am arranging music for the opening, and I have to go “I don’t know much more than what you guys know, because I’m not hosting this year. I’m just a helper.” But, anyways, enough about me… alright, maybe not. Mic, can you give me a proper introduction, while I do my quick change.
Mic: Sure thing, Jen.
Jen: Places, everyone!
*The stage clears out.*
Mic: Lords and ladies, dudes and dudettes, welcome back the host, who put the “fab” in “fabulous”. The one, the only Pirate Princess, who wants it all, Jen!
Entourage of random guys in tuxes: *Sings* Who’s that girl? She’s so fine Who’s that girl? I don’t recognize Who’s that girl? She looks so good, yeah Guess we’ve never really noticed, but we’ve probably should
Jen: *Comes out in her blue sparkly dress, down a grand staircase, all lit up.* Big fun! On the night of nights, the night of nights, tonight! Let’s dance, on the night of nights, you know we’re gonna do it right!
*Speaks as Entourage leaves.* Welcome, everyone to the 6th Annual Member Awards, now from a new home, The Magical World of Disney! We have a fabulous show planned for you, full of magic and mystery and enchantment… and the finest members to ever grace the internet. So, come on down. Because you’re the next winner on…
(“Whistle While You Work”) The 6th Annual Member Awards *Whistles* We’ll do our best While you take a rest And sing to you our song…
(“Reflection”) And we will find out soon Just who all Those winner will be Why can’t we just cut this short right now?
(“Bibbidy-Bobbidy- Boo”) Because it won’t be any fun Yes, not very fun. Without all of the jokes and gimmicks. They will do magic, believe it or not So, you better laugh along right now.
*Grabs a bouquet of roses and starts to walk down to the edge of the stage.*
(“That’s How You Know”) ‘Cause, everybody wants to win a Mickey Yes, everybody wants to win one very badly. How do I know… I’m just that smart. How do I know… Well, it’s true.
*Dances around the stage.* Because you’ve all been waiting outside for a very long time Answering questions and ready to go- ohhhh I know you’re all on pins and needles Trust me it very well shows! But just hang on tight. Don’t create a sight!
*Tosses her bouquet in the air and gives a bit of a fake smile.* Oops…
I’ll just move on…
(“Strangers Like Me”) Since you wanna know. Yes, I know this. I know you wanna know who the winners are. So, that’s it. I’ll wrap up. And I’ll try to remember not to go so far….
*Spoken* So, don’t you worry, because….
Entourage: *Comes back out.*
(“A Night to Remember (Reprise)”) Jen: It’s gonna be our night!
Entourage: You know it!
Jen: To remember!
Entourage: For all time!
Jen: *Pulls out a remote.* Surprise! *Hits the button and confetti is released over the audience.*
Everyone: Big fun!
Jen: It’s gonna be the night
Entourage: The best!
Jen: To last forever!
Entourage: The rest of our lives!
Jen: We’ll never, ever, ever forget! It’s gonna be…. My night!
Entourage: *Stops and looks over at her.*
Jen: I mean… Our night!
Entourage: Oh yeah!
Jen: All together!
Entourage: Say it loud!
Jen: Come on now, everyone! That’s right! It’s gonna be the night!
Tiara Gold: *Comes out on stage, in a dress similar to Jen’s and carrying a remote.* You can bet!
Jen: *Jaw drop. She then smiles, waves at Tiara, and hits the other button on her remote to make Tiara fall thru a trap door.* To remember!
Entourage: Hear the crowd!
Jen: *Tosses her remote aside and then runs down to center stage.* And never, ever, ever, never, ever, ever, never, ever, never, ever, ever forget!
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Post by Tingeling on Jan 17, 2009 10:02:01 GMT -5
TING: *takes her seat and looks around* Wow, this is so exciting!
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Post by Disneysfan on Jan 17, 2009 10:07:40 GMT -5
Heather: [takes her seat] lol, this is so exciting!
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Retrogirl
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Post by Retrogirl on Jan 17, 2009 10:25:46 GMT -5
Mary: *takes her seat* Wow, what an awesome opening!
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Post by mickeymouser77 on Jan 17, 2009 11:02:29 GMT -5
Jen: Now, it wouldn’t be an award show without my two favorite helpers.
Jack: *Comes out* Helpers? I’m not a helper, luv. Say it with me, “Captain”.
Will: Jack, knock it off. Of course we’ll help out, Jen.
Jen: Thanks, maties.
Jack: I’ll just go look for the rum. *Walks off.*
Jen: Will, keep an eye on him.
Will: *Nods and follows Jack.*
Jen: Now, we should get this show rolling, and what better way to kick off the award show then with our traditional first award. So, let’s give a big round of applause to last year’s winner of this award and our very first presenter of the 6th Annual Member Awards in our new home, Dacey. *Applauds and walks off stage.*
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Post by PearlSparrow13 on Jan 17, 2009 11:28:22 GMT -5
Pearl: Bravo! Bravo! Good show. Sharpay: Hey... those two girl's were wearing my dress in the opening! that was my song! Pearl: ... too bad. Get over it.
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Post by mickeymouser77 on Jan 17, 2009 11:46:26 GMT -5
Ryan: Guess the person lied to you, Shar, when they said it was a one of a kind.
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Post by dacey on Jan 17, 2009 11:47:36 GMT -5
Dacey: *walks on stage* Let me start by saying that I'm thrilled beyond words to see Jen return as our hostess. Nobody does this job better than her, and I just wanted to say that. Stitch: *holds envelope and looks at it* Ohhhhh. Award. Dacey: I'm getting to that. *clears throat* I am here tonight to present the award for Most Obsessed: Female Character. Some of you may remember that I was lucky enough to win this award last year for my obsession with Elizabeth Swann. Unfortunately, she couldn't appear with me on the stage right now, because of...a long story. *puts his hands over his face* Stitch: She was your date for the evening, and she ditched you. Dacey: Don't remind me! *collects himself* Anyway, here are tonight's nominations for Most Obsessed: Female Character... *a screen begins showing clips* Ariel's Grotto for her obsession with Ariel from "The Little Mermaid"... *the screen shows a montage of Ariel clips* Disneysfan for her obsession with Ariel from "The Little Mermaid"... *the screen shows the same montage of Ariel clips* Stitch: Wow. A rerun... Dacey: Be quiet! JoshDisneyFan for his obsession with Cadpig the puppy from "101 Dalmatians: The Animated Series"... *the screen shows a montage of Cadpig clips* Retrogirl for her obsession with Snow White from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".... *the screen shows a montage of Snow White clips* And, finally, Tonichelle for her obsession with Maleficent from "Sleeping Beauty"... *a montage of clips of Maleficent, including some shots of her as a DRAGON, playes on the screen* Dacey: And the award goes to.... Stitch: *gives envelope to Dacey* Dacey: *opens it* JoshDisneyFan for his obsession with Cadpig!! i145.photobucket.com/albums/r219/MickeyMouser77/2008%20Awards/femchar_cadpig.jpgDacey: Congrats on winning, and enjoy your prize!
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Post by Tingeling on Jan 17, 2009 11:52:18 GMT -5
TING: Congratulations! Give us a speech!
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Post by PearlSparrow13 on Jan 17, 2009 11:55:30 GMT -5
Pearl: Congratulations!!! Sharpay: Wait. No one was obsessed with me this year?
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Post by Disneysfan on Jan 17, 2009 11:58:36 GMT -5
Heather: That's wonderful. Congrats Josh!
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Post by mickeymouser77 on Jan 17, 2009 12:00:58 GMT -5
Jen: *Walks around, reading from a big book.* Obsession: an irrational motive for performing trivial or repetitive actions against your will. One synonym would be… compulsion. You could also say that an obsession is an unhealthy and compulsive preoccupation with something or someone. A synonym for this is fixation. *Closes her book.* It’s scary how close these definitions are to these people nominated in our most obsessed categories. In fact, it’s so close, we’ve decided to start up a help group. The first meeting of the OCFRG (Obsessive Compulsive Fictional Realm Group) will be on Tuesday, January 20th at noon. We shall meet in the Genie Room, where Genie himself will be conducting the seminar “Meeting your obsession and surviving the encounter”…. Oh, wait that is “Meeting your obsession and the obsession surviving the encounter”. You will learn tips from the Fates in how to control this obsession, and if you don’t, Hades will be there to greet either you, your obsession, or the both of you. This message is brought to you by the Underworld, it really is a small world after all. Now, without further ado, here is joplin4 to present the next award.
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Post by joplin4 on Jan 17, 2009 12:23:29 GMT -5
From Mickey Mouse to Prince Caspian, Disney’s leading men are brave, romantic, and sometimes a little humorous. They fight dragons and giants, and end every spell with a kiss. In Disney’s line-up of heroic leads, the spotlight shines brightly on five unique male characters for the five members we honor here today, which are as unique as the characters they love. Here are the nominees for Most Obsessed: Male Character: Disneysfan for WALL-E: *clip shows WALL-E dancing to “Hello, Dolly!”* MickeyMouser77 for Ryan Evans: Sharpay: I told you not to do the jazz square. Ryan: It’s a crowd favorite. Everybody loves a good jazz square. PearlSparrow13 for Jack Sparrow: Jack: I love this song! Really bad eggs! When I get the Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time. Elizabeth: And you'll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main. Jack: Not just the Spanish Main, luv. The entire ocean. The entire wo'ld. Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom. Tingeling for Dumbo: *clip shows of Dumbo in his first flight* Dacey for Prince Edward: Prince Edward: You’re the fairest maid I’ve ever met. You were made… Giselle: …to finish your duet. Both: And in years to come we’ll reminisce… Edward: …how we came to love… Giselle: …and grew and grew love… Both: Since first we knew love through true love’s kiss. And the winner is… MickeyMouser77 for Ryan Evans! i145.photobucket.com/albums/r219/MickeyMouser77/2008%20Awards/08MaleCharacterJen.jpgSorry, technical difficulties with the image. We'll get it fixed soon. But, congratulations, Jen. Technical difficulties fixed.
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Post by PearlSparrow13 on Jan 17, 2009 12:33:34 GMT -5
Sharpay: My brother win something and I didn't? That... is not right. (*forces a smile*) Well... congratulations Ryan, Jen. Pearl: Congrats Jen!
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